his dad was a snowman
May 2012
omg. in case you didn’t know - olly murs


hardest part about being a directioner? explaining to people that louis and harry are gay but they’re not


that’s really sweet of you to do :) thanks lovely xox
FOR EVERYONE ASKING! ^
can i just say something here?
i get around 20 random ass messages every day
what’s a boner?
what’s it like to fuck louis up the ass?
what’s harry’s name?
why’s niall blonde?
what’s the time?
zayn’s favourite vegetable?
like bitch, i don’t fucking know why harry and louis are gay.
i talk to followers who are nice and ask questions that aren’t random as ass hair. and if i say google it, it’s because i’ve had a bad day or i don’t know. my fingers get tired from explaining ok.
yeah. but tbh, if i was famous, i’d take advantage of it
i’d buy pizza’s and give them to my fans
but like, really expensive pizza’s
be scared y’all.
very scared.

hi

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no offense
